Neil Young and Bruce Springsteen: I Whip My Hair
on the Late Show with Jimmy Fallon
So much awesome going on here. So. Much. Awesome.
Sean Stephenson Dance Party
This little guy makes my heart just swell up. He’s just so full of joy.
Religions of the World:
Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturday.
Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, knock, “shit happens.”
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama ding dong.
Atheism: No shit.
T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit.
Rastafarism: Let’s smoke this shit.
Brilliant.
Every once in a while you pick out a safety pin that just won’t open. And wouldn’t you know it, you almost always throw it back into the box, only for it to get picked again.
Willow Smith is SO cool. Go Willow!
The Smiths are like a Super Family. THEY should be in the white house.
Hillary Clinton: It will get better.
Elvira: I’m not a witch
Barack Obama: It gets better.
It’s nice to know your president is on your side.
